#troping through the tulips #clichoris#what a woman! #Not-Bella: unable to control her body since EVER #page 6

#troping through the tulips #clichoris#what a woman! #Not-Bella: unable to control her body since EVER #page 6


#Not-Edward’s not-description #international man of mystery #clichoris #Casper the friendly ghost #page 4

#Not-Edward’s not-description #international man of mystery #clichoris #Casper the friendly ghost #page 4


#clichoris #the author’s initials E.L. stand for Not Overly Concerned With Reality #page 4

#clichoris #the author’s initials E.L. stand for Not Overly Concerned With Reality #page 4


#mary-sue #clichoris #page 3

#mary-sue #clichoris #page 3


#pity party #clichoris #page 2 #mary-sue

#pity party #clichoris #page 2 #mary-sue


#repeat repeat beat beat #use your words! #steel #the world revolves around not-bella #clichoris #page 2

#repeat repeat beat beat #use your words! #steel #the world revolves around not-bella #clichoris #page 2


#brandnamedrop #clichoris #irresponsible behavior #page 2

#brandnamedrop #clichoris #irresponsible behavior #page 2


#cliche #mary-sue #in light of this novel’s true purpose I will henceforth refer to cliches as clichorises #clichoris #page 1

#cliche #mary-sue #in light of this novel’s true purpose I will henceforth refer to cliches as clichorises #clichoris #page 1